I would DIE for the Tesla Cybertruck from the Bon Appetit Test Kitchen. (Wait. What? Leave me alone, I just woke up.)

Whoopsie!

Oh, puh-leeze. It’s Aubrey O’Day. Ask politely and I’m sure she would’ve stripped nekkid and bumped and grinded her way up and down the aisles for a fiver.

I thought Kathleen Quinlan (the woo-woo therapist) looked amazing!

This is off-topic as hell, but adjacent.

I don’t care what all y’all haters say, he’s hot as molten fuck. And he looks drunk or stoned, just the way I like ‘em.

Yeah, I used to jack-off to ol’ nekkid Michael Parks as Adam.

When did Leo Fitz become such a hot piece of monkey sex? I just kept staring at him in this episode and thought “This actor is beautiful.”

I think you’re my favorite, Scarecrow.

Shit, that’s Reva Shayne. I’d know that smug mug anywhere.

She did OK in that movie with Captain Kirk where they wham into one another and she gets his good luck and he get’s her bad luck.

“I’ve been on way too many dates that ended in urgent care.”

Thank you for one of the funniest things I’ve ever read. I will remember it until my dying day.

[snort!] You so crazy!

Never forget, children, this was Mariska’s mama.

Get in line.

Richard: You knowingly set me up with a crazy?!
Christine: Richard, your sole criteria was that she was hot. And crazy goes with hot 100% of the time.
Richard : Why do I always forget that?