I would DIE for the Tesla Cybertruck from the Bon Appetit Test Kitchen. (Wait. What? Leave me alone, I just woke up.)

Whoopsie!

Oh, puh-leeze. It’s Aubrey O’Day. Ask politely and I’m sure she would’ve stripped nekkid and bumped and grinded her way up and down the aisles for a fiver.

I thought Kathleen Quinlan (the woo-woo therapist) looked amazing!

Anybody spoken to the NWS Birmingham office and asked them how they feel about being shat upon?

This is off-topic as hell, but adjacent.

Did they ever explain the two navels? Gawd, she’s gorgeous, goin’ around pickin’ some fuck-boi like she’s at the grocery store.

Yay! V.C. Andrews on Lifetime today (Sat 08/24/19) starting @ 11 Central.

I don’t care what all y’all haters say, he’s hot as molten fuck. And he looks drunk or stoned, just the way I like ‘em.

Yeah, I used to jack-off to ol’ nekkid Michael Parks as Adam.

When did Leo Fitz become such a hot piece of monkey sex? I just kept staring at him in this episode and thought “This actor is beautiful.”

imagine dudes just licking each other’s nostrils as a sign of affection.

I think you’re my favorite, Scarecrow.

Shit, that’s Reva Shayne. I’d know that smug mug anywhere.

Well, look at silly ol’ me...I pronounced it “my-skweel”. Such a fox paw.

She did OK in that movie with Captain Kirk where they wham into one another and she gets his good luck and he get’s her bad luck.

“I’ve been on way too many dates that ended in urgent care.”

Thank you for one of the funniest things I’ve ever read. I will remember it until my dying day.

[snort!] You so crazy!

Never forget, children, this was Mariska’s mama.