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To me it sounds like a cheery English nickname for breakfast. Nigel! Colin! Come downstairs for brexit!

She is the British identical twin!

This is perfect

Perfect comment

This is how I sound when I do coke.

YOU WIN EVERYTHING.

Or Trump.

I laughed at your Parent Trap reference and then it reminded me that Natasha Richardson is dead and now I feel sad.

She’s practically royalty.

WELL PLAYED

I’ll translate:

You’re not wrong. She is chatting absolute shit.

How is this surprising? She has a British identical twin!!!

Are her tweets completely incomprehensible or am I just tired? What does this even mean?

Someone check on Jamie Lee Curtis.

It’s some kind of freaky Friday switch isn’t it??

Tagline; She never saw it coming...

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