She did the Arab Spring? Is that like doing the Nae Nae?

Even then, I’m not sure how they would work it. Unbind the delegates? Most would still probably vote for Trump out of a sense of duty. Look at what the unbound PA delegates are doing. Or they could try to refuse to seat some states (like they did with Paul), but it would be difficult to target those rule changes to…

Interestingly, courtesy of the way the RNC works, they do still have options to stop Trump if they want to. Turns out that voting to change the rules at the convention is done by voice vote, not in writing; as the Ron Paul people discovered back in 2012, it is amazing how good Reince Priebus’ designated people are at…

As a professional procrastinator, the GOP’s reaction to Trump (which is essentially your comment) is very familiar. “We’ve got options. It’s complicated. We’ll figure it out next primary. Oh shit, there’s no primaries left? I’m sure we’ve got a backup plan around here somewhere.”

No, you don’t understand. It is all very complicated. There are these things you’re missing. It is all, uh, very like, complicated?

Do Not Masturbate While Seated

Oh, I assumed. My mind just went straight there.

You mean someone whose been beset with several seductresses.

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You can only conclude one thing from the professor’s statement: that he, too, is a rapist.

Oh, that God. Such a scamp!

Speechless. Just...wow. Putting aside the fact that our justice system is incredibly unfair when it comes to doling out equal punishment to everyone regardless of race and socioeconomic status, “teenage sex play”, “malheur”, “this suffering is your condemnation/consecration”?! Besides being incredibly pretentious it’s…

They’re just standing on boxes.

Hot take, brah.

Spoiler alert: iron man kills captain America using nox particulates from a TDI. It’s brutal.

It was the only car that was around at the time!

This is way better than Bruce Wayne driving a baby jeep.