[car is in the drainage ditch]

Car starts drifting in the current...

When the back-up lights went on I spit milk out my nose.

My favorite part was when he threw it in reverse around 25 seconds in

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

I don't want to live on this planet rock anymore.

Zoos have to transcended their centuries-long origins/business mandates as forms of entertainment that never took the welfare of animals into account. You can’t blame people for being skeptical that now zoos have a completely new mandate that directly contradicts the older one. I mean even Sea World makes the same…

I said this on another thread, but some zoos do actually help and protect animals. I’m actually not the biggest zoo fan, but hearing of the work the San Diego Zoo and others have done has changed my mind a bit. These tigers are dying out and a lot of zoos have gone into the “business” of cultivation and sustainability…

They come from a long tradition of brutal exploitation, so many people do not trust this new raison d’etre.

Poor Ram fan.

I really feel like we need to sympathize with those impacted most by that graphic. My prayers go out to the 40 Rams fans in Los Angeles that have to watch their team at 6:30 AM on October 23rd.

it’s either “until it shits”, “painful bruising”, or “bloody urine” (probably all 3).

Fine. It’s close enough to atheism for me.

And honestly my post was legit like “Hey, Hillary isn’t a garbage monster who murders babies, she has some problems but she’s actually trying to do the right thing” and people were like “FUCK YOU SHE IS WORSE THAN HITLER.”

defend bernie: get bombarded

HE TOLD TED KENNEDY BARACK OBAMA SHOULD BE “FETCHING THEIR COFFEE”

I absolutely thought this in 2008 as a result of some of his extremely stupid statements.

roll tide to that gif

i pray for the state of your notifications in about 10 minutes

Let’s say, in theory, Bill Clinton secretly, in his heart, did not want Hillary to become President.

Would he be doing differently on the campaign trail?