Glad you could make it. I’d only been hearing about you rubes until today. Pleased to make your racist acquaintance.

That is debatable. There is a theory about returns from a better managed economy “trickling down” to the underserved. Now, I’m just realizing that this may be a completely bullshit idea. Literally, just now, right after I thought the word “trickling”. These folks may be right after all. I’m gonna give you the star for…

Really? It sounds like you learned all you needed to know in five minutes!

Motherfucker looks likes Castor Troy if Sean Archer didn’t replace his face.

There is a lot going on there. Holy shit, is she supposed to be an Asari?

The finest, most lavish, most luxurious cocktail weenies imported fresh from Vienna.

Meh. As impending apocalypses go, this one is tragically short of Michael Biehn and Jurgen Prochnow.

Words cannot express how angry I am either. But mainly because they’d be taken down by Oxford for copyright infringement.

Yes. Neither of us have contributed much of anything.

Spetsnots or Robatz?

After all your “service”, your takeaway is you’re more of a soldier than some other marine, or an airman or a sailor? Sounds to me you could’ve taken another 6 years to pull your head out of your ass. Who the fuck do you think you are? You think I owe you something? You think you owe me something? I think I could have…

Soldiers are suckers for attention. Just like everyone else. Even when the attention results in nothing material. Well, nothing more material than a body bag.

Nope. They just aren’t any smarter than you. The Republican party-objectively-does not have the interests of the military at heart. This was outlined masterfully in the original post. But special interests naturally gravitate to those that will pander the most profusively even if insubstantially. It’s no different…

Wow. You’re like the worst person ever. Whom do you consider not to be in harm’s way? You ever see a plane dropped on somebody? You ever see someone sucked into an intake? Just how bloodthirsty are you?

Yes, they would. Being a soldier doesn’t make you super-intelligent. Or any more immune to pandering or misinformation.

C’mon! Pirates 2: Stagnetti’s Revenge was a goddamn masterpiece!

You’re not worried. You’re afraid.

Executed with prejudice sounds cooler, but reveals too much.

Somewhere in the Warsaw Pact I’d guess. Especially since it looks like they’re using inflatable vault doors.

Tankers and pilots too. But thankfully, that’s going away altogether.