I know. It’s so insanely difficult. Like, how do they keep all the gay seamen from showering, shitting and fucking together?

There’s a lot of interesting but still kind of “junky” science coming out about female aptitude for soldiering. I say junky because it hasn’t been narrowed down to a cultural or physical component yet. The findings tend toward the idea that women may be inherently superior sentries and sonar operators after testing.…

Barbarossa.

Loki was right. There’s something seductive about the freedom of slavery. I’ll never understand the American fetish for kings.

Tell me, are you trying to learn it’s location so you can destroy it?

So wait. Did your dad fuck you too much or not enough?

Only if he used one or more she-bears.

Nailed it!

It’s a case of memetic mutation. It’s been expanding ever since he wouldn’t give us a straight answer as to whether or not he raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.

Seriously. It was only “a couple” hookers.

Fuck. How many does it take to make you an ace? Even Otto Kretschmer only killed four escorts.

Adjust your trim to dagitybo and let the plane do the rest.

I don’t want to explode.

Deflator of Love?

So, how would he score on the Blunderlic?

Then you’re not for the government funding of abortion, period. You’re not even really for abortion. How long do you suppose it takes for a woman to determine if she’s pregnant? How much longer does it take for a person to decide to terminate? How long does it take for dangerous complications to develop? How long do…

What are you? Some sort of Loraxristavus?

How massive? Or is this like one of those Buckley things where it feels massive because you’re obviously the smartest 14 year old ever and everyone around you is just-like, in total denial about it.

He is the main character.

Yeah, I was referring specifically to the arena venue. But upon further reflection, I realize there’s a lot more than just physical contest at Madison Square Gardens and the Rose Bowl.