I don’t know, chief. I don’t know if he’s very smart or very dumb.

I think we’re talking about after the actress has been hired, aren’t we? Milla Jovovich’s probably not the best example; but if Luc Besson’s not getting it done, wouldn’t you go to the one whom has to make it work?

It’s the difference between Joan and Krista Allen.

I’d listen to Helen Mirren.

I think when Judi Dench speaks, you listen.

Colombiana?

Well cordite and gun oil are more bitter than sour...

Unlike Dileep Rao, she actually brings the dollars. I mean, I’ll watch a movie because he’s in it; but she’s insanely bankable.

No you aren’t. But I still should have opened and closed with the Alexander Hamilton quote. I’m not offended, I’m just disappointed.

How about forgiving her husband for war crimes or murder? Al-Shifa was a war crime. Ricky Ray Rector was murdered.

Power over a man’s subsistence is power over his will.

Are they straps or cords at that age?

Your only comfort must be that he can’t do both jobs at once. That’s rough.

Thank you for this. Awesome pull. This joke has haunted me for years now.

This can’t be what it looks like. His 200 level Literature class did Gravity’s Rainbow or something, right? This was just a misguided attempt for extra credit, right? What else could this be!

Demons and devils value things, mainly souls. Walker has all the morality of an Old One.

I thought it was 50/50?

Hard, but well worth it. Maybe it’s the crypto-Jew in me, but when you get language right...it’s like magic. Like...Depeche Mode. Change language, change facts, change minds, change votes something something Princess Di is wearing a new dress.

I can’t tell if you’re kidding. But the rare/medium craze is a consequence of modern mutant oversized, under-marbled beef. Well-done can be done right. Don’t get me wrong, Pittsburgh rare (AKA Chicago style) is the best. But the cows you’d need to make well done work now don’t exist. You’d have to raise it yourself…

Neurax worm?