Good call. You can use those tens of feet of umbilical cord for a little light bondage play.

Demme is a goddamn hack, but that is a great movie.

I’ve come to think we expect Uruks to come rampaging up the street any minute.

That’s a tricky one. Everybody’s ethnic.

Does anyone know how I can make this guy swallow his tongue via remote? It’d be the only fitting end to this story.

I know you’re trying to infantalize this cop. But it needs to be stated: this pig doesn’t like her, he hates her. Just like he hates all women. He didn’t like her, he just wanted her. It’s a small and a big difference at the same time.

Literally the first thing I thought of. Awesome pull.

Can we please send in 101st Airborne? Please, please, please?

Sadly, it seems you’ve had a lot of practice answering this “honest” question. Great work all the same.

Well that was certainly in the form of a question. Honest though?

It’s code for White. He has the same understanding of interracial relationships as Calvin Candie.

Dry stun or dry tase. Not “drive”. It’s the same idea behind a dry run or dry fire.

Nailed it.

Yes, I did. You’re defending a creep. And I’m trying-as always-to figure out why men keep doing this. I remain perplexed as to how we failed you as a gender.

Notice you didn’t finish the article...

Well said. I love how all slut-shamers upon seeing a woman acting in a sexual way first think of the woman’s father. Like that’s a healthy way to think about sex. Like that’s not a fucking issue.

That was beautiful.

And how many Courics?!

On one condition: You have to finish reading the article.

If you creep someone out, you’re a creep.