I doubt it too. But for different reasons. In response to all of you: you’re overlooking that she might look at being her father’s daughter as an accomplishment in itself. Or more likely still, she’s oblivious. To everything, all the time. And to be ultra fair, who’s to say Daddy didn’t do the same damn thing? How…

Was it a black oak? ‘Cause there you go...

It’s an addiction like any other. And it beats the shit out of any honest moral and spiritual inventory sometimes. The moment you put down that cup, you realize you’re the cause of most of the world’s problems. Not many folks have the strength for that.

Get over him!

Those folks at Madame Tussauds are at the absolute top of their game. I’ve never seen one of their creations look so lifelike.

This is a curious hill to die on, but I salute your courage.

It’s the same reason Judge Doom bought the Red Car.

These guys will still be cock-ups when Clinton takes office. And probably well into her second term.

And now it’s back to saying moriartysringtone. Jesus.

It would be Jack in the Box. GIs fought to protect our free market. Let our free market protect your GI from E. Coli.

The right wing taco is the calzone. The hard right wing taco is the p’zone.

Wait, are you descended from the Wroclaw Golddiggers?

Why does this comment look like it was written by me?

I’m still unclear on what it is these things do for people. I’m not saying I’m looking for Zhora or Joe or anything, but isn’t sex kind of an...interactive process? I mean, it seems like an alarming portion of the market would be happy with a hole towards the bottom of a Resusci Annie. What is the appeal here?…

There was some documentary I saw about this. One of the major engineering hurdles was keeping the homebrew models from powdering your ribs or ripping you apart like a bear (the bad kind of bear).

I’m glad someone else thought of this. I consider myself pretty straight but I would fuck the shit (exhaust) out of Jude Law Robot.

If everyone says you suck, you probably suck.

Dude, there is no context where this behavior is acceptable. You can keep looking for it, but you won’t find it.

Is that what a real man is supposed to look like?

I’m heading back in the fall. What’s low? Less than fifteen percent? Man, I hope that doesn’t come off as super-naive.