Bonus points if the Nalgene is filled with kombucha.

Just thought I should give you a heads up. I’m filing charges against you for assaulting my entire being with your comment. I’m left with a terrible case of the dry heaves relating to moist Timberlakes.

....def already own flatform sandals that look like Tevas a bit. Oh well, I’m a tacky bitch and I don’t even care.

ETA I just watched the vid. Y’all are high. There’s nothing wrong with these shoes. I have much more to say about the stupid soundtrack.

But WE arent! I swear, if frosted blue eye shadow comes back......

i want to know why we’re collectively deciding that all of the horrible shit from my preteen years deserves a second look.

Meanwhile, I am shitting the bed because earlier this week I said platform flip flops will be the death of me.

this shit needs to stop. i already have to lie and say i never wore crocs. one day this horrible trend will wear me down and i am not prepared for the rebuilding phase afterward.

“We don’t need antidiscrimination laws because people won’t go to establishments that discriminate.”

Libertarianism requires truly toddler like amounts of magical thinking.

Libertarianism sounded so good in high school before I went out and actually met them

RIGHT!?!?! Like sorry Brad, just because you didn’t slap him on the face doesn’t mean going ‘nose to nose’ with him while shitfaced makes what you did alright in ANY WAY. Fuck him for not coming clean and saying that wasn’t an appropriate way to behave to your child.

you say potatoe

So odd. Dude doesn’t even know how to help his own cause, let alone debate another candidate on his or hers.

Johnson is not just a wacky uncle. He has legitimately stupid and dangerou ideas, like allowing states full control over reproductive rights.

This x1000. I so think this is such a big part of how Angie has reacted (and also probably Maddox in coming to her defence in the argument).

Gary Johnson has both!

I learned something today.

ah, interesting! thank you.

I feel bad for saying it, but this video is so satisfying.

In the coral
The mighty coral
The lionfish dies tonight