I’m sure the zealous, irrational faith required to believe, “Through God all things are possible” is the same zealous, irrational faith required to believe, “Surely, this is the dick pic that will make sending all those other dick pics worth it!”

That’s a good reading, and I hope it’s the correct one.

Yeah, those tweets scream ‘send help’ or ‘ fufilling parole conditions'.

:-O

You think we’re just *pooping* during that time?

The joke is that he’s posting it like a threat, IF WE ONLY WE FIXED THIS PROBLEM, WE WOULDN’T HAVE THIS OTHER PROBLEM, but by naming what makes these losers so angry, he shows both how absolutely absurd they are, AND how absurd it is that THEY’RE the group being so excessively catered by mass media. These asshats are…

Sarcasm maybe?

The people who hacked Leslie Jones, and threw the earlier tantrum about the unnecessary-but-harmless “Ghostbusters” remake, are white neckbeard geeks.

I would be EXTREMELY wary of stirring all that up again. Your theory sounds likely.

The last thing in the world anyone who had a severe public incident of mental illness needs is to be on Twitter.

My read of them was that maybe she was trying very, very hard to sound like a normal human being in these tweets. I’d bet she’s extremely self-conscious about appearing “crazy” and re-starting the media frenzy she faced before.

Loving all the love for Leslie Jones. The internet is sometimes wonderful, sometimes it just proves that asshattery is real.

I hope so, Amanda Bynes. Those tweets sound... coerced. Although, I have crippling Twitter shyness, so I also understand the stilted tone.

Leo is so NOT hot right now.

I will never get tired of people complaining about Feinberg not writing about sports!

does the Beyhive know that Trump said something about Beyoncé? Hell hath no furry like the Beyhive...

So he was last attractive when he looked like a pubescent boy?

Trump thinking you “aren’t hot anymore” seems like something that would be more of a relief than a burn.

Somewhere, silently, Scott Baio smiles.

At least, Leo still has some real hair. And, I assume, normal sized hands.