This whole cheese thing makes me think of Sheogorath, who I bet would be pleased with the USDA. Because this is a time for celebration...CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!!

I’m still stuck on why the nation has “too much cheese.” How could we possibly have too much cheese? We put that shit on EVERYTHING!

YES. I remember that big rectangular log of cheese, and it was great. I, too have often remembered Govmnt Cheese and wished I had some.

They didn’t waste cheese in the days of Adam and Edam.

Now you just need to make sure you’re poor enough to qualify. I can help if you need to unload any surplus assets.

I guess it’s cheddar than letting it all go to waste.

YOU’RE A MUENSTER!!!!

You should brie ashamed of yourself.

As a poor kid growing up, I remember waiting in a line with Grandma and getting a whole block of government cheese.

That’s a gouda idea.

THE POWER OF SPLICE COMPELS YOU

it me

I would have had more respect for him as an American had he been eating KFC while getting a haircut.

This, coupled with the KFC photo, ought to put Trumpence None The Richer over the top in Pennsylvania.

That Obama fella gives a nice haircut.

Brenda!!

fun fact:

♪ This tiger just wants to fuck, it’s true / He said goodbye too many times before ♪

Still better than Cruz and his mummsy.

So, now that Gawker is gone is this where I go to tell people that they’re wrong?