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Did anyone else really hate Train wreck despite loving the rest Amy Schumers work? Or was it just me? Is it just cause I hate romcoms in general?

I once peed in my cat’s litterbox cause I didn't want to put pants on. GET ON MY LEVEL JLAW

Yeah, I forgot how to play — and read music — when I stopped playing for a really long time. But with some effort, it all came back after I finally got a piano I could play on routinely. The answer is always the same: practice, practice, practice lol.

What’s the over/under on him calling her a slut?

And overrated.

One time when the toilet was being replaced, but I’m a boy and can pee anywhere with my amazing aiming wand! So my sink peeing is less remarkable than j-laws.

I think it stuck so well for me because I started when I was five. A lot of kids are learning to read around that age anyway, so it’s just another form of literacy at this point for me.

Oh god now moes voice is in my head too!

Anyone wanna take bets on how long before Trump holds a press conference to call Lawrence “ugly and a stupidhead?”

Sara, I don’t believe you. I still can play songs I learned when I was nine from muscle memory. (Piano nerds forever.)

That’s another big WHY conspiracy

Forgotti.

The wedding scene in goodfellas really makes me wish I was in an organized crime family.

DIE

Thanks to Facebook’s new habit of dragging up old memories from 4-7 years ago of pictures of me happy with my ex Fiancee I am pro “delete that shit.” Don't need it ruining my morning pre-coffee.

When I broke up with the love of my life, I went through all our pictures from travelling and photoshopped him out of them. It was cathartic and I don’t regret it. Plus now I look like I went on holiday with an invisible man and it’s hilarious.

When my husband and I split, I did a Facebook backup of everything and tucked it into a folder on my computer and then I deleted everything on FB and Insta. It was haunting me having to see it everyday. (Also, fuck that “Hey do you remember this memory from 3 years ago?” Bullshit. Yes FB, I remember my wedding.) And…