Okay off ALL the clones..she was the one that broke my heart the most... Sarah needs to accept her in cloneclub. Sorry..die hard orphan black enthusiast :-).

This entire article just REEKS of classism. You assume that because someone is a shotgun-toting criminal that they have no interest in closely-clipped cuticles and clearly-defined nail beds? Is it too much of a logical jump to just think that this guy wanted to have nails he could be proud of? Like you, like me? Like…

It’s his our birthday today too!

The tinfoil hat guy is crazy, sure, but he probably still has a firm grasp on his soul. Can’t say the same for Rush.

T-Pain is All of Us.

Um. Ozzie? You realize that those are just trees behind you, right?

I AM BECOMING MORE AND MORE CONVINCED T-PAIN IS ME.

Don’t forget: there can’t be a catastrophe unless there’s someone there to experience it! Because if a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, THAT TREE NEVER FELL AND IT NEVER EXISTED IN THE FIRST PLACE AND IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE YOU’RE A COMMIE LIBERAL FASCIST WITH A SOCIALIST LYING LIAR…

SPACE MUSLIMS ARE GOING TO PRAY ON THE MOON AND THEN CONVERT ALL THE MOON WOMEN AND TEACH THEM TO HATE OUR MOON FREEDOM LETS PANIC.

I think, is the gist?

At this point he seems to just use a conservative random speech generator to formulate ideas. It’s like a Mad Libs approach to any topic.

Why does this waste of space still have a platform bigger than the guy in the tinfoil hat who accosts people on the street corner with pamphlets? Serious question.

That Muslims are encouraging the climate change narrative so they could go live on Mars? You'd think this is good news to him.

“And the very fact that my objection to this is being noted is proof positive that there is an agenda attached to this.”

What the holy hell is this asshole saying? I don't understand.

I think hell for the bigots would involve having to be in the same room as the homosexuals, so...

HAVE FUN BURNING IN HELL O’CONNORS!!! I wonder if the homosexuals and the bigots have to share one area or if Satan segregates.

Oh, noes! Memories Pizza, by providing pizza to a gay wedding, has now “sanctioned” or “participated in” a gay marriage! Guess they won’t be getting into Heaven now!