Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

The baby will just be crying for those ten minutes, nonstop. A baby’s needs and its wants are the same thing. Crying is their only form of communication, and they don’t understand waiting because they don’t understand time. So the baby won't starve, but you can't explain that to him, because he's a baby.

I’d rather see a woman nursing (including possible seeing OMGSH! her nipple!) than hear a crying baby. Why is this STILL going on?

When will the pasty corniness that is Taylor Swift abandon the stage and make room for actually talented white girls? I mean, she's so intolerable and a sign of the cultural decay we're living through. Je-sus, she's the worst. Her and Macklemore or however you spell that demon's name.

wow, who sank your Titanic

This post hurts me.

I’ll take the Listeria over having to hear the term “butt-hurt” one more god damn time.

texting

Brave.

I love it when I learn that individuals who are funny/loud/outgoing, like Amy Schumer, are actually introverts. I am like this. When I am “on,” I can be the total life of the party and genuinely enjoy it, but I’m going to need like 3 days alone in the woods (just kidding, bugs are gross; please drop me off at the…

We are not giving those men at that disgusting “website” our hard-earned traffic created by our male servant Bobby Finger

no julia roberts is notoriously mean.

Why are college-age couples so fucking insufferable?

I wasn’t talking about that picture.

This doesn’t even count as a “nudie.” Besides, who cares?

i guess i just don’t get what makes someone ‘cover model material’ when it comes to extremely beautiful women. i mean the reason models like linda e. and naomi got so many covers was because they had fan followings and their covers sold, not necessarily because they were the best at their jobs. and thats the same with…

This girl is gorgeous and anyone who says otherwise is clouded by her family name.

This misses the point. Nico Hines’ staggering ignorance is the least shocking part of this article. The original piece included identifying information about these athletes—some of whom are from repressive countries where violence against LGBTQ individuals is common and sanctioned. With one incredibly crappy…

But if I’m not pretending it’s a race car where’s the fun?