“Get that mic out of my fucking face. Take the g-damned flowers off my lap. I’m going to wipe that stupid smile off your stupid fucking face. And if you talk to me like I’m a 3 year old for another second, I may see 111 but you won’t see tomorrow”

If there is any kindness in the world, 90%.

More like this is why people don’t like people who wear fedoras.

Sally Mustang? So she’s powerful and stylish but the ride is terrible and there’s a real gas problem?* **

Answer the question, Jim.

lmao

Please. For the love of all that is holy. Do not write a book about your love. No one cares about your love. Own the fact that you write porn. There’s no shame. Just own it.

This is why people don't like white people.

A better question is, “You just found out your true love has been fucking a goat every three months. Are they still your true love?”

Who has to fuck the goat?

I get the feeling this couple would enjoy their AMAZING SEX LIFE a lot less if they weren’t able to share it with the world. To help them love as well as they do, of course. Because they are only motivated by true altruism, of course. No attention whoring here, none at all.

Are you then saying that you find the rest of the question perfectly reasonable?

People only do if you choose to tell them, goats do not because they are goats.

That's the issue the judge was asked to adjudicate. This isn't a sexual assault case. It's a contract dispute. If and when the allegations are proven in court, the issue could and should be heard again. Until then, you can't invalidate the contract because of an accusation. That's a very slippery slope.

These two were a couple of lawyers* who thought they were smarter than everyone else.

His parents are.

animal cruelty? What the fuck is wrong with you?

Caitlyn Jenner SHOULD get more shit for her beliefs than her gender identity, since her beliefs are stupid, and she had basically nothing to do with being trans. So, yay, if that’s the way it’s going down for her.

Good. Discrimination is: