Negan should have been so good and conflicting for viewers but they had hat Dwight episode where they humanised him and confirmed that Negan is a monster too soon and now it’s boring. It could have been so good, he did bad things but you kind of liked him.  

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I’d vote for a rip in the space and time continuum.

Kate is our prophet.

This is very timely.

How about the ladies just stop fucking Republicans?

I am part German, and for as long as I can remember, Americans have asked me how on earth Hitler could have been elected in such an advanced and wealthy nation. Perhaps they will no longer have to ask.

I know so many women who are single issues voters and that single issue is abortion. When the GOP gets ahold of funding for planned parenthood and guts the ACA, I’m going to look at the abortion statistics rise every single month, post those numbers on facebook, and tag every single one of them so they know what…

Hi Hannah! Thanks for being our Saturday night social babysitter.

Trolls love it when you respond/react. It’s their reason for living. The best tactic, then, is to NOT give them what they want.

Hi Jezzies! Sorry to post this here on SNS, but it must be done.

eh?... only times i get a genuine smile from floor staff at any store is when i say please/thank you (i think it catches them off guard)

This is why I liked shopping in the UK— They have this reputation for poor customer service but really what it is is that the woman or man ringing you up doesn’t bother to pretend that they’re excited about it. That’s a lot more comfortable than forced pleasantries.

STFU.

I was bullied mercilessly in school. It was...awful. I’m so glad that I was pretty much done with school before social media was a thing, or else I probably would’ve been in a similar situation. The worst that happened online is a guy from school spent the summer chatting with me on AIM and then turned out it was a…

The bullying element has grown SO much now that kids have technology at their fingertips 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Used to you could go home and be safe from hate, but not anymore. Bullying (combined with mental health issues) is what landed my daughter in a psychiatric hospital last month with suicidal thoughts.…

Someone painted, “pumpkin spice is people” outside my starbucks.

Ugh the Christmas cups.

For more on the death business, I highly recommend Smoke Gets In Your Eyes, a half-memoir, half history of death by Caitlin Doughty (of Ask a Mortician fame). It’s incredibly illuminating and beautifully written to boot.

Last night I asked my husband if I could please just get and stay drunk until the 9th. He said no. Something about our 8 year old homeschooler not being old enough to take care of herself yet, or something. I think he’s just being a spoilsport.