#arguingaboutreallystupidshit

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

GOOD.

Yeah, I’m a fucking snowflake? Get fucked, asshole.

I didn’t want to buy this game at first, but my daughter has recently started getting interested in video games (Mario, to be specific), and I feel like it’ll be a great game I can play with her because you can co-op to capture Pokémons. The fact it’s easy is even better considering she doesn’t know how to read yet. 

Truly the worst take.

Some people took issue with the game’s portrayal of cops and Spider-Man’s relationship to them. Kotaku’s Heather Alexandra critiqued the game’s black and white approach to law enforcement as predominantly unimpeachable good guys and criminals as violent anarchists, but she wasn’t alone. The Ringer, Deadspin, and Dot…

You are going to be so embarrassed when you figure it out.

Nuuuh, nuhnuhnuh nuhnuhnuhhhh, Nuhnuh nuhnuh nuh nuh naaaaaaaaaa
chhhCHIKAchhhCHIKAchhhCHIKAchhhCHIKA

OK, granted, Purdom didn’t drop this cliché (‘cause, god knows, this article isn’t really about any of the technical/sonic aspects of Mathers’ new album), but, man, I love it when these young critics say that Eminem “just” raps fast now.

Guy who enjoys mindless repetition, empty lyrics, and random ‘tourette’s-like’ outbursts of ‘skrrrrt’ in his hip hop writes scathing article about person who represents the exact opposite. So incredibly cutting edge and just what we should expect from a master of internets.

That tweet wasn't transphobic.

Jesus Christ, Apple.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

I went to star this, but then paused and slowly pulled my hand back.

Aww, they’re not getting rid of Bill Nye? That show is gar-baggge!

Well, this seems stupid.

HEY GUYS THE SNAKE USES KINJA!!

The farmer had been losing livestock for a while and suspected something. I don’t think he’s an asshole for wanting to get the snake off his farm in order to protect his property, since that’s his livelihood.

If you disgorge an antelope, does that mean it’s a cantaloupe?