You left out Space Balls, even though that actually did come before the Star Trek re-boot.

Star Trek (2009)? No. "A young, reluctant hero discovers his life has been changed by heavily tattooed time traveling Romulan." If only it had been merely so. But no. Because J.J. Abrams. Because lens flares. Because it doesn't just ignore what has been done before; it takes a crap on what has been done before and…