I was wrong. THIS will be the cause of many nightmares to come.

This will be the cause of many nightmares to come.

OMG! This sounds like 1994's idea of high tech! Was the laptop a MacBook 140, too?

No false statement there, prophet.

This is probably stating the obvious, but I think John Carter and Flash Gordon were not so much characters but devices, vehicles to get readers and viewers of the time to willingly allow themselves to be transported to strange new worlds, much like Robinson Crusoe (another childhood favorite of mine). They were…

Yeah, but with his philosophy, Bill Murray will never really be that old.

At the risk of inject partisan politics, but the description at the beginning of your piece—[people] asphyxiating in country houses with faulty wood stoves or in apartments with jammed front-door locks; getting hit by cars that sped through quiet courtyards or plowed down groups of people on a sidewalk; drowning as a…

The Americans who aren't sexually immature, gawking at boobs and butts, are usually self-righteous Puritans—who gawk at boobs and butts when nobody's looking.

This wouldn't have been a re-boot, re-telling, re-imagining or even a re-hash. It just would've been JJ Abrams not "getting" Superman and taking a crap all over the legend. Just like he did with Star Trek—twice.

Shades of Tenerife at one point in this video.

Had this activist court not interfered with the religious beliefs of these parents, I'd be curious to see what kind citizens these kids would have become in 10-15 years. Assuming that the whole family wasn't bodily transported up to Heaven.

I loved the Indendant! My favorite Alt Kira scene is when she's checking out a hunky male prisoner, and he says something like, "Your henchmen murdered my wife."

OK, but who's more stupid—Rep. Todd Rokita, or the people in his congressional district who elected him?

London, too, in addition to New York and Los Angeles.

"Haters"? I thought they were hatters.

Gamera is the friend of all children. But probably not of the lawyers.

Godzilla 3 will feature Gamera.

Any idea as to whether this is the result of an impact, an expulsion or abscess?

You, sir, have come up with an excellent business idea AND a business name. All I need to do now is design the logo.

I'm the art director of a publication that's produced by a non-profit organization. About a year after I had started, a coworker (not from the publications department of our agency) was giving a tour of the office and said, "And this is our art director. He... um... directs the art."