Had this activist court not interfered with the religious beliefs of these parents, I'd be curious to see what kind citizens these kids would have become in 10-15 years. Assuming that the whole family wasn't bodily transported up to Heaven.

"Haters"? I thought they were hatters.

You left out Space Balls, even though that actually did come before the Star Trek re-boot.

Star Trek (2009)? No. "A young, reluctant hero discovers his life has been changed by heavily tattooed time traveling Romulan." If only it had been merely so. But no. Because J.J. Abrams. Because lens flares. Because it doesn't just ignore what has been done before; it takes a crap on what has been done before and…