GODDAMNIT!!! IM RUINED!!! DAMNED PATRIARCHY MADE ME STRAIGHTEN MY TEETH AND UNSTRAIGHTEN MY HAIR!!!

YES CANT YOU TELL THAT’S IRREPARABLY ALTERING YOUR BODY WHICH MUST REMAIN PURE FESIMNISM MEANS WE CAN’T MAKE CHOICES ABOUT WHAT TO DO WITH OUR BODIES DONT YOU KNOW THAT.

IS THIS BECAUSE I GOT INVISALIGN AND A PERM?!?!?!

Oh it totally was!

I felt like my response was so perfect if you were serious. Can we be in a pretend kinja fight? <3

ETA BECAUSE I MISSED THE DEADLINE THIS IS SARCASM IF YOU’RE STARRING BECAUSE YOU REALLY THINK THIS YOU ARE A SHITTY PERSON.

And he established a playbook for other fucking lunatics who are currently beating off to the illegally obtained video of her online: here’s how easy it is to find and kill her.

It'd be nice if any of that intellect came through in her public persona. She doesn't appear to be a deep thinker. She's just a lucky woman with great management.

There’s nothing wrong with nudity. I’m pro nudity. But it’s a bit of a bummer when nudity is *all* a person has to offer. That figure isn’t going to last. It’ll be awfully nice to have intelligence, talent and personality to fall back in when she’s 60.

He doesn’t deserve his freedom because what he did with it was use it to violate others’ freedoms. Who’s to say this whack job won’t do it again. He had tapes of other non-famous women too you know.

That her stalker only got 2 1/2 years is a fucking travesty. He stalked her to several hotels, got the staff to give him a room next to her, altered the peephole and took video that he posted online. Why should he get freedom so quickly when Erin will have to live with the impact of his crimes for the rest of her…

They should really rename it 6 Dozen Moms. That would probably be more accurate.

“Oh okay, that seems perfectly reasonable. And while you’re doing that I’ll just sign this form you gave me acknowledging that what I’m about to do is against your will and that if you don’t bring it to the police tomorrow you were probably too traumatized to talk to them and no one should judge you for suppressing it…

“Excuse me sir, yes, before you assault me could you wait one moment? I need to strap on my GoPro. One sec, one sec.....sorry the strap is fiddly...”

I think there’s some incentive to lie because women are often led to believe that men will only want to fuck us if we have pristine, tight, teenage pussies. If *gasp* something should change down there whether due to age or childbirth, well, golly, we’d be utterly worthless. It goes along with it being “gross” to…

babies should be no more than 1 oz and the size of a pea and then you put it in water and it grows into a full sized baby imho

i cannot fully express how fun it has been to make jokes about being inside jane’s vagina while i was editing this

FYI, folks who haven’t pushed a baby out: my shit was also wrecked, but my vag was as tight as ever after about year. I did literally nothing, too. Just, like, 2 kegels whenever I happened to read the word “kegel” in my everyday life. I’m not doubting the author’s story, just saying that there is variation.

THIS WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS AND HONESTLY PROBABLY TOP TEN ESSAYS I HAVE EVER READ ON THIS SITE I LEGIT CRIED LAUGHING

Congrats! And a pre-emptive FUCK YOU to anyone that shows up trying to judge you for this.