I still daydream of the top half of Ohio breaking away and floating over to Canada. 

Absolutely this. My father bailed on my mother back in mid-50's leaving her with 3 little kids to support. I believe she married my stepfather because what else could she do? And remained with that abusive asshole fot way too long because what else could she do? She finally kicked him to the curb when she found him…

1000% this

Something...something...lamentations of their women..

Is it wrong that I laughed until I cried? I haven't been this grateful for a hysterectomy in awhile. 

Nope, anything south of  Columbus in Ohio is Ohiotucky 

As a resident of "the snake on the lake " I can't tell you how often I've dreamed of breaking away from Ohiotuckey and floating over to Canada 

I used to be proud to live in Ohio. Now I wish the top 3rd of the state would break off and float over to Canada leaving our gerrymandered to a fare thee well Ohiotuckey behind.

I just recently had to replace my chain link fence with an 8 foot privacy fence due to the neighbor’s very large, very unsocialized German Shepherd charging the fence to get at me and/or my pittie (who would run for the house) to the point that the fence was actually leaning. I invite anyone who wants to blame the dog…

As mom to 2 rescue pitties, I’d like to star this a gajillion times

You just have to stay out of Ohiotucky which keeps creeping up on us northcoasters

Is it wrong that I had an hysterical giggling fit over hepatitis and bandaid water? 

My daughter suffers excruciating menstrual migraines so while it's not the cramping and tidal wave it's still period related.  When someone calls this HR office and says they just can't I tell them blankie, pain meds, heating pad, come in when you're better.

So much this. My 42 year old daughter does not want kids, has never wanted kids, but to this day the different doctors have said they won’t yank the plumbing even if it would help get rid of the menstrual migraines. A grown ass woman not allowed to make that choice

This...so much this....I ride the merry go round of “Have you tried physical therapy/ nerve ablation/ medical marijuana?” right back to the sucks-to-be-you station.

Many, many stars

I had to zoom in because my first thought was that it was a doll

I worked for a *nicer* restaurant back in the day (it was Brown Derby, okay?) Went through 3 sets of owners. Middle set was a guy who came from money who insisted “waitresses are a dime a dozen,” until he couldn’t find any *good* servers willing to work for his entitled ass whereupon the refrain changed to “no one…

Stars....so many stars