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Meh.... TB was fun to watch with the girl posse, but the finale was so bad for someone who was a big fan of the books it was based on that I  never had the desire to rewatch it.

Reminds me of when (church)people would tip servers with what looked like folded dollar bills but when you unfolded them they would turn out to be warnings against the love of money or bible quotes.  Maybe I should've used them to pay my pretend electric bill. 

My mom always said getting old ain't for sissies.  I'm discovering truer words were never spoken

My mom always said it’s better to be alone than to wish you were.  That should be engraved somewhere.

7th and 8th grade math. If you were a part of Mrs. Reidy’s clique you were golden. She would choose the kids who were struggling to do problems on the board then loudly berate and humiliate those kids for every mistake and hesitation. To this day I want to punch the clique-belongers when I hear them talk about what a

May you be showered with a multitude of stars

Thank you for channeling my very thoughts

To this day I am deplorable when it comes to math thanks to 2 years of a math teacher who practiced the “teaching by humiliation “ formula

I believe he’s misinterpreting the need to punch him in the throat as hunger.

Or as I call it, the "I wish a motherfucker would" stare

And now trump doing a sexy dance is burned into my brain

I immediately flashed on Get Smart's Cone of Silence 

Indeed.

This times a million.  And don't forget those fakes dollars left as a tip.  

My daughter works in a senior facility (think independent living through end of life care).  When staff were supposed to receive the vaccine they were told  "sorry, we don't have enough ." The pharmacy providing the vaccine said the facility fucked up the paperwork.  The facility says no, it was the pharmacy.   End

So I’m grocery shopping at my local Giant Eagle. Because I was foolish enough to drink a giant Americano and being possessed of an old lady bladder I had to use the facilities. Imagine my horror upon seeing that someone had taken a shit in the sink. Why? To this day i can’t think of a reason. The toilet worked fine

Huh.....little different from this

I heard about this on the morning show I listen to.  Apparently, the veteran's grown children (and we're talking probably 60 or 70 year olds) intimidated her into not applying. 

I’m one of those people who run a fan in January, kick off the blanket and am still too warm, so no, not a cuddler. My spousal equivalent and I were on different sleep schedules. His arrival into the bed chamber was heralded by lights being turned on, talking to the dog, and getting into a comfortable position in bed w

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