My daughter works in marketing at a local senior complex (independent living through end of life care). Their healthcare staff has been so decimated by quarantines, actual covid illness and those just afraid to go to work that she has had to fill for everything except skilled nursing. My heart goes out to everyone in…

I miss my grandmother's mincemeat pie! I was an adult before I realized it really had meat in it (ground roast pork).  I finally got the recipe but like many grandma recipes directions consisted of a handful of this or a pinch of that so I haven't tried it yet. 

I found it immensely diverting to see a large trump flag being held by a blow up StaPuff Marshmallow Man in my neighborhood

Wins the internets

Mmmmmmmmm.......tasty

Please contact Rosie Palm and her five sisters.

And now I just laughed really loudly in the office when I’m supposed to be doing serious-face work. If I’m in trouble I am so throwing you under the bus

This...a thousand times this...been through the non-profit wringer with a female CEO whose goal was yes-men Boards and upper management.

Will they chain them to the podiums like at Hogwarts?

Until almonds are declared a mammal there’s no such thing as almond milk.  It’s nut juice.  I’m not drinking anything called nut juice.  I heart milk.  REAL milk.

Oh, the deliciousness.....

We could always watch Hell Comes to Frogtown

Oh.... I like the alliteration!

In my daughter’s junior year she was having issues with a certain P.E. teacher and said teacher’s cadre of female trolls. Her counselor would shrug it off with a sucks to be you attitude. One also employed by the assistant principal who had a yen for the teacher. Another parent told me about a college program that…

My mom always said it’s better to be alone than to wish you were.

Apparently I’m the exception to that rule. Long past menopause and sans uterus thanks to endometrial cancer, I will argue loud and long for *every* woman’s right to choose. 

Might have? Oh no, I’m quite sure they have had someone they cared about in that situation. They either don’t know because said person has kept it on the down low, or they believe their family member/friend was “different” in that they were good girls and not one of those sluts.

They care about healthy, white babies if they can buy them from expensive adoption agencies but other than that, fuck those babies.

Safe abortion will *always* be available to the man who can fly his daughter/20-year-old arm charm to another state/country for an on-the-downlow procedure. Besides, forced birthers don’t care about babies, it’s all about punishing women for having the audacity to have sex with someone not of their menfolk’s choosing.