::blinking::  What the ACTUAL fuck was that??

“You kids get off my lawn!”

Loved the vid I saw awhile ago with two manly men enduring machine induced muscle spasms that mimicked labor pains.  Yeah......::smiling fondly::

Those were my exact words

My daughter gets debilitating menstrual migraines.  While not a total cure, birth control pills help her to function through the pain.  Anyone who thinks the pill is *only* for birth control should have to endure what she does.

but the Asian type is sufficiently rich, large and infinite for me not to be ashamed,” he told the magazine.

The signature first move of every douche who has just had their ass handed to him, verbally or physically, by someone they thought would be too afraid of losing their job.

I damn near strangled trying to keep the BAHAHAHAHA while reading the article and the comments on the downlow.

Or as a very good friend says....”You start no shit there be none.”

I have been a widow for a long time now, so while this happened many, many years ago, it’s still like a knife in the gut when I think about it. My late husband had a good paying job at a Ford plant, but due to depression that he chose not to treat other than to use it as an excuse to not do anything he didn’t want to, …

Erm....we have repurposed that black tree into a Nightmare on Christmas themed Halloween tree.

Lying on the couch, watching for the very first time “A Charlie Brown Christmas,” watching our aluminum tree decorated with blue ornaments twirl on a base that played Silent Night with the color wheel touching off a storm of color in the branches.....::sigh::

Is it wrong that i laughed really loudly at that?

Is the “sake standard” comparable to the “plum wine standard”?

My daughter, too!  I even told people don’t buy her Barbies...Pound Puppies, My Little Pony (of which she had over 100), Strawberry Shortcake (cause they smelled good)....  Her only concession to the whole girlie thing was a Dream Date game, a Michael Jackson doll and a couple of the NKOTB dolls....

“Dickwater Gargler”

I almost didn’t share this to FB for that very reason, then decided the message was too important. I figure I’ll get my share of jackassery because of it, but fuck ‘em

I tried to upload a picture of the Pittie Burrito I share a bed with, but Jezebel wasn’t having it :(

The Blue Boys!  As a pittie owner I just love the heck out of those two.

YAY!  Just got Netflix and forgot about MST3K was on it!