Who the hell are these middle class people and where do I sign up?

I have officially strangled to death on suppressed guffaws. Who knew there was a male version of stumbling into the bathroom in the dark, half asleep, and sitting down on a toilet that has the seat up?

I’m a city kid...always have been, always will be, but even I know the forestry service (and other affiliated programs) have zero control over lightning, no rain and/or general dumbassery.  If a jackass tweets in a forest, can we just drop a tree on him?

I’ve discovered this to be true with law enforcement (at least the ones I know). I love my brother dearly, he’s a retired LEO as well as a past MP, usually kind and funny, but when it comes to 45 he was well and truly drank the kool aid. Some LEOs who were friends of my late husband that I still see are rabid…

After reading the comments I am so very embarrassed for my home state, Ohio. But as long as gerrymandering (I live in the “Snake on the Lake” section where they’ve cordoned off the Democrat-leaning usta-work-at Ford/Mill/Shipyards/etc.-now-I-flip-burgers-and-work-at-the-Dollar-Store folks so we don’t pollute the votes…

From the Buckeye State....I feel your feels

Oh...Em...Gee   I have so often daydreamed of this with Ohio.  That it would break in half and those of use in the north could float away from Ohiotucky and join Canada or the northeast.

Just west of youse guys in Lorain.  Was elated (but not surprised) that Sherrod won.  I met him years ago when my late husband was into politics.  He says what he thinks and does what he says.  That being said, as long as gerrymandering and Ohiotucky run the state we’ll always get abominations like the DeWine…

Thank you, Lady Karma

Abortion on demand will always be available for those with the wherewithal to fly their pregnant daughter or 20 year old sidepiece to another state/country and pay for the procedure.  Of course those silly cunts in the photo don’t believe *their* precious daughters/sisters/nieces will *ever* require such services.  A…

::sigh::  Sadly, the Buckeye State is still run by Ohiotucky and gerrymandering.  We *did* keep Sherrod, one of the few bright spots.  

Gee. maybe you should tell him you made a donation every time he started some racist shenanigans...and made the donation in his name.  Man, I love the smell of exploding racists’ heads in the morning.

Why the actual fuck did Purina not stop supporting this douche when his views that dogfighting is A-Okay by him came out?

Whew...I thought *I* was the only one that noticed that deer in headlights look.

I found this YouTube vid. Can’t find the one I saw, but this is close...

We can carpool!

Is it wrong that I laughed really loudly at that?  And if it is, should I care?

Is it possible to actually tell a prospective pharmacy employee that if they can’t fill ALL prescriptions they have no place there?  And fire them if they lie and say they’re okay with it then try to pull shenanigans?  Cause I would so support that pharmacy.

As long as it’s only white babies being born.  Heaven forfend those brown babies take over the world.   /s

Had to laugh...just saw a YouTube bit on what certain dog owners thought their pets would do if the human was attacked. These were a GSD owner, a pittie owner, a rottie owner and the owner of 2 Poms (hmmm...maybe Chihuahuas, I have to go back and look). A staged “attack” on the owner occured (in the owner’s house).…