Oh man, I love Fantastic Planet and can completely believe that monster from the ID was based on His Orangeness.

My husband and father have both passed away since this incident, and my daughter is now 40, but what happened one night at my father’s house left such an impression that now, almost 40 years on, I can still remember things like the texture of the carpet and the feeling of the bedspread fringe on my face.

Thank you for this.

DingDingDingDing....we have a winnah!

Sad is eating something you lurrrrved as a child and finding out it really *is* nasty.  Those wax bottles with the “soda pop” inside?  WTAF is that stuff and why can’t I forget the taste a month later?

Crud...I was hoping those hits were to his face.

Lordy, I’d pay good money for a front row seat

For the win!

As soon as I saw the word “speechless” I suspected shenanigans :D Now, if it had said “jaw dropping” I would’ve known it was going to be epically epic non-informative clickbait stuff.

For the win!

He reminds me of Race What’s His Name from the old Johnny Quest cartoon.  Or those first Ken dolls with the peach fuzz hair.

Is it wrong that my first and strongest thought was, please, people, get your pets and livestock out of danger’s way.  Hell....pick up any loose or stray animals you see along the way.  I’d be havin’ a regular pet store in my car.

Well, duh.

Let me just book the party bus.

“Just wanted to let you know, being sarcastic on a regular basis can add up to 3 years to your life.”

He *meant* Throw It Back Thursday...or maybe Throw Up Thursday...

These are the days of “I’ll punch you in the mother fuckin’ throat if you don’t get out of my gotdam face”....with my family all of that greasy doucheotus.

“to which I say *double-palm fart sound*. “

He’s the totally cute guy you could actually imagine asking you to prom.

I wonder if he has a questionnaire you have to fill out when requesting a cake. Divorced? Living in sin? No official daddy? Bearing false witness?  No cake for you! Unless, of course, you are of an approved religious background.