I think you’d be hardpressed to find anyone who thinks that there shouldn’t be a second of overtime in game development. It’s tough to schedule “finding the fun,” and no amount of buffer can account for every possible factor that goes into making something great. The problem is that the video game industry is built on…

I, for one, posit that the most Enterprising team won. 

He only had the most stressful job in the fucking world for eight fucking years. He’s a fucking private fucking citizen and can do whatever the fuck he wants.

Romaine is a trash weed variety of lettuce and should be thrown away anyway. The only reason it is so popular is because big lettuce has been pushing it on the market because it’s cheaper to produce than iceberg. Romaine is much more heat tolerant and can be grown in places like Arizona, where there are vast tracts of…

I’ll counter that Jeff Fisher did an absolutely masterful coaching job with the Rams. He wasn’t brought in to win, he was brought in to tank the team and erode as much fan support in the city of St. Louis as possible so that it would be easier to move the Rams to LA and we STILL supported the Rams way more than they…

I don’t think complaining here gets you a free Lifehacker but I admire your moxie!

I am guessing you have health care. I don’t.

Wod’s wrong with that?

Wod’s wrong with that?

Hey, at least it’s a change! You know, it’s like when I wasn’t really happy with my kitchen and thought about remodeling it. Well, the contractor was taking too long and spent too much time emailing about the details of the job (and he wasn’t really energetic, big turn off) so instead I just decided to throw a couple…

Jerky is no longer available

Jerky is no longer available

HE LITERALLY GHOSTED HER!

Because I’m a depraved millennial.

You nailed it.

Call me crazy, but I kinda wish more CEOs would just give it to me straight like that.

Golf and horse racing aren’t sports either but keep bitching, it’s really appealing

Why not just scroll past the stories you aren’t interested in like a big boy?

I admire Pence for coming up with this common sense solution to a very real problem.

“take off ur cardigan... take off ur second cardigan”

I can’t believe it’s been almost 20 years without Phil Hartman

You can also stop sneezes by pushing your tongue into the roof of your mouth. Useful for when you have a cold, or you're in a meeting, or you're hiding precariously behind a tree from a ghost while Fred, Velma and Daphne are setting the net up over the roller coaster car.