I prefer to make my alcoholic soda pop the old-fashioned way: Southern Comfort and Dr. Pepper in a gas station styrofoam fountain cup.

Agreed. Being Poly is fine. If you want to be Poly be Poly. Nobody cares. Just please stop talking about my monogamous life like I’m doing it wrong.

Oh shit how can I not reply.

Can we start a GoFundMe page for Deadspin to buy it? It’ll be worth the money to see the look on Goodell’s face when he finds out.

What do you think I do at my job? The TPS covers go on and then it’s just 12 hours of looking busy. Of course, that’s in busy season when we’re in mandatory overtime to get all the reports done. Otherwise I only have about 7:45h a day to surf. Well, 7:30h if you don’t count the dump I take on company time.

Most surprising part of the headline.

Reached for comment, Kevin Love said, “I can’t really defend his firing. Or the job he did as coach. ...Actually, I can’t defend anything. Please don’t ask me to.”

Everything I’ve read about Pop suggests that he’s a really smart dude with lots of interests outside of basketball, so this seems like an eminently justified conclusion.

The three major failings of “The Process”
1) It believes the league will remain static to the strategy, providing labatory conditions. While in fact the league despises what the 76ers are doing and will continually look for ways to undermine it.
2) It’s a high-risk strategy, which will be hard to recover from if it…

Mr. Marchman, you seem way too negative here. With 20 staffers, they might be able to produce three or four blog posts a month! It might not match the legendary output of, say, a 75-year old retired person blogging about knitting, but you gotta start somewhere.

What I learned from this experience is simple: most pickup truck owners don’t care what they need. They care only what they want.

Simple solution: turn to one of your most prominent citizens for electricity.

You’re correlating automotive enthusiasts with safe drivers. I think those two groups are very often exclusive.

These two have been openly sparring in the media and aren’t on speaking terms. I repeat, Irsay just kept a coach and a GM who don’t even speak to each other. This is a Cleveland Browns level decision.

“Shit, I thought the police were justified, but since LeBron is sitting out a late December game, I guess maybe shooting that 12 year old WAS unjustified” is something I’m sure the prosecutor would have thought. Missed opportunity, LeBron.

Street Cred. LMAO

I will thank him even more if Chelsea get relegated.

Sikh and Islam are completely different religions which aren’t remotely related to each other. It’s like racists aren’t even trying to educate themselves anymore.

How about something ridiculously classic like a Model T or something? Would that be too expensive? It surely wouldn’t depreciate.