I prefer to make my alcoholic soda pop the old-fashioned way: Southern Comfort and Dr. Pepper in a gas station styrofoam fountain cup.

Agreed. Being Poly is fine. If you want to be Poly be Poly. Nobody cares. Just please stop talking about my monogamous life like I’m doing it wrong.

Oh shit how can I not reply.

Can we start a GoFundMe page for Deadspin to buy it? It’ll be worth the money to see the look on Goodell’s face when he finds out.

To those of us in business, Amazon is an almost unique threat, because it doesn’t seem to include making a profit in its business model, something most of us can't afford to do. Even Walmart doesn't do that.

#allmondsmatter

What do you think I do at my job? The TPS covers go on and then it’s just 12 hours of looking busy. Of course, that’s in busy season when we’re in mandatory overtime to get all the reports done. Otherwise I only have about 7:45h a day to surf. Well, 7:30h if you don’t count the dump I take on company time.

Most surprising part of the headline.

We care about the EPA when our water goes foul, but all the other moments they’re just ‘big government’ infringing on our rights, making recommendations that will take away jobs from working Americans, and are basically a socialist weapon... or maybe I’ve been watching the GOP debates too much.

Seriously though, at…

Reached for comment, Kevin Love said, “I can’t really defend his firing. Or the job he did as coach. ...Actually, I can’t defend anything. Please don’t ask me to.”

This does not mean the Environment Protection Agency is being lax in its regulations, necessarily—rather it’s the agency’s guidelines that are being ignored by those who are contracted to administer the tests.

Everything I’ve read about Pop suggests that he’s a really smart dude with lots of interests outside of basketball, so this seems like an eminently justified conclusion.

The three major failings of “The Process”
1) It believes the league will remain static to the strategy, providing labatory conditions. While in fact the league despises what the 76ers are doing and will continually look for ways to undermine it.
2) It’s a high-risk strategy, which will be hard to recover from if it…

Mr. Marchman, you seem way too negative here. With 20 staffers, they might be able to produce three or four blog posts a month! It might not match the legendary output of, say, a 75-year old retired person blogging about knitting, but you gotta start somewhere.

What I learned from this experience is simple: most pickup truck owners don’t care what they need. They care only what they want.

Simple solution: turn to one of your most prominent citizens for electricity.

You’re correlating automotive enthusiasts with safe drivers. I think those two groups are very often exclusive.

These two have been openly sparring in the media and aren’t on speaking terms. I repeat, Irsay just kept a coach and a GM who don’t even speak to each other. This is a Cleveland Browns level decision.

“Shit, I thought the police were justified, but since LeBron is sitting out a late December game, I guess maybe shooting that 12 year old WAS unjustified” is something I’m sure the prosecutor would have thought. Missed opportunity, LeBron.

Everything was in black-and-white. We didn’t figure out color until well into the fifties.