I had seen Dwayne play in the Big 12—is that the big 12 anymore?

The Cardinals became the second team in the common draft era to select a quarterback in the first round in back-to-back years.

In the future, they’ll invent Eternal Sunshine-style memory erasure service and the FIRST thing customers will do with it is wipe away movie memories

on a road that is not near their HQ and mapped out in detail with all known road hazards, conditions, and signals available to the computer.

No one seems to care much that co-ed sports is doing irreparable harm to the psyche of America’s little boys. [...] During one game, Kate Lynn stampeded over Justin repeatedly, which, of course, did wonders for his fledgling self-esteem.

FYI, you don’t need to wait until you have kids or they’re old enough to go. It’s actually incredibly fun as an adult even if you go just with some friends or just you-and-the-spouse or whatever.

I would read that article.

I went with a couple friends from college a few years back. We were all in our late 20's/early 30's, no kids. And it was incredible. No, we didn’t buy the illusion of “wow! Mickey!” and none of us are particularly crazy about Disney, but it’s still an absolutely phenomenal experience.

You’re correct in general, but for anti-vax in particular, one other key piece of the puzzle: The actual diseases have mostly been wiped out, to the point that people don’t really recognize how dangerous they are.

Every year, someone tries to convince me that their beer or their gin is the best.

The part that jumped out to me is just how intact the rest of the wall is. Breaking that far into a brick wall requires a lot of force; it seems really odd that it didn’t jar loose other bricks (especially around the window), knock dust/mortar off of bricks onto the top of the white car, etc.

Economy of scale. The third-party seller shipping everything to Des Moines, then Amazon sorting it out from there to combine with other stuff also going to your city is a LOT more cost effective than shipping it from the seller directly to you (on a truck which is probably mostly empty since how many books does that…

That’s part of it, but not all of it.

In this case, there actually is something close to a sure bet...but the bet is that “no, Crush would not work out” - The odds of getting anywhere with a woman who is (1) a co-worker, (2) knows you’re engaged to someone else, and (3) is “on a self-imposed Guy-hiatus” are insanely low.

It also hits the catcher in the shoulder after bouncing off the ump’s chest.

Again, there’s a difference between people who are doing something as legitimate full-time employees, and those who do it as a hobby.

Stewart, still on her rookie deal, is set to make just $64,538 this season as a member of the Storm. On Dynamo Kursk, she likely made many times that amount.

Drew wrote in this week’s Funbag about getting waxed by his own dang kid in FIFA 19. In our staff chatroom, I mentioned that the one time my own young son succeeded in beating me in Street Fighter II on the SNES Classic (after roughly 200 tries)

But Hudson Yards and Jerryworld and the friggin’ Gherkin will not be standing 800 years from now. They weren’t meant to.

As the memory of what it’s like to live in a disease ridden community faded, personal preferences started to take precedence.