Even by that standard though, it’s still super slow. Like I said, I’ve never experienced less than 15 minutes for a milkshake even when the place is completely dead. And I’ve had plenty of times when it takes well over 30 minutes for the food to arrive.

That’s right losers, Alabama and UCF are CO-NATIONAL CHAMPIONS OF THESE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (of Division 1 College Football).

The biggest issue with Steak & Shake is their miserably slow service. The food is pretty good for the price, the milk shakes are tasty...but don’t go there expecting to get in and out quickly, because it’s not happening.

My view on In-N-Out burger is that it’s a good burger for the price. With that bold&italics caveat being critical.

It’s actually a Lemon Teryaki sauce which is just weirdly mixed and tastes way too lemony. It’s not something super unique, but the way they do it basically reminds me of the flavor and smell you’d expect if you went to dip your wings in pine-sol bathroom cleaner.

There’s actually a chain sports bar here in Atlanta that offers Coca-Cola flavored sauce as one of the 15 different sauce options to put on their chicken wings.

You’d think Deadspin house style would require citing UCF as the 2017 co-national champions given that the Deadspin Top 25 was on the UCF-for-#1 bandwagon years ahead of everyone else.

I don’t think we’re referring to different media insomuch as we’re referring to different times in the media:

Yeah, if he’d instead named it something like “how to draft good players”, it would have gone forever unread.

In fairness to the NCAA, the one (and only!) time the NCAA acted on something like this, it was an absolute disaster. Over time, even most media members turned against the Penn State penalties, which did nothing to the actual perpetrators (Sandusky, Paterno, etc) and primarily punished the current players and staff…

Agreed.

Here’s an even sadder one, which actually relates to the Saints:

It’s almost like he doesn’t appreciate having the entire world handed to him on a silver platter.

Even in that stray situation, it seems pretty questionable: If your ball hits the bumper on the left side (i.e., near the pin), then it would need to bounce across to the right-side bumper, bounce off that, and then come back at the correct angle to hit the pin in the back left corner - if it gets back to the left too…

This is, of course, in addition to taking snapshots of street maps, signs, and any important piece of paper that crosses your path.

Do you think you would be able to bowl a 300 with bumpers?

I always mentally roll my eyes at people complaining about millennials. Millennials are anyone who’s currently between 22 and about 37. Given that the typical working ages in professional America are between early 20's to mid-60's, somewhere around 1/3 of your workforce is millennials in most industries.

A few little quirks of Ohio State’s schedule worth noting:

It’s crazy to think how the perception of Harbaugh’s tenure at Michigan relies on one single quarter-inch of field.

One caveat is that you should only do the “No is a complete sentence” if it’s a relationship that’s sufficiently toxic or unimportant that you don’t care about the consequences. When you say “No” to something without providing a reason, almost every person will immediately ask for an explanation. If you refuse to even…