It’ll be interesting to see how the team responds. My personal theory (not unique) is that the team has already realized that (a) they have no realistic moves to challenge GSW and (b) LeBron is gone no matter what. So while they might make some minor tinkering on the margins of the roster to ensure they can get past…

years of work by a talented team of engineers, designers, researchers, and others

My favorite one is one I see fairly often that immediately follows the vaguely threatening “if you have received this in error, you must delete immediately without forwarding” with a statement like “Unless otherwise agreed to in writing, nothing in this communication shall be legally binding.”

Kind of.

I think you missed my point. I wasn’t saying that was a comprehensive list of “ways to acquire food for consumption in America”, I was saying for the typical American, there’s usually a clear tradeoff between “eat healthy which takes time” versus “save time but eat unhealthy”...whereas a celebrity can have both since…

According to Wikipedia, it was released in September 2000, meaning that (a) it’s over 17 years old at this point and (b) the reference is actually more dated than a joke about “dimpled chads” from the Bush/Gore election.

Fun fact: An article about “man this LeBron-led team looks pretty butt right now” could also have been written in mid-January of 2017 (when they went on an ugly 2-6 stretch) or 2016 (when they got obliterated by 30 at home by Golden State and everybody wrote off their title hopes) or 2015 (when they were below .500 on…

The celebrity profiles are definitely the worst. In addition to the exercise thing (which you mentioned), they also have a huge advantage when it comes to nutrition.

If you’ve been to the Harry Potter theme park in Orlando, you know this article is inaccurate, because the butterbeer they serve is actually awesome.

As a general sports list, that’s pretty much dead-on.

No, you didn’t. The novel went into a lot more detail about how a nuclear weapon explodes - the actual explosion itself actually is full chapter long because it almost does a second-by-second description of how the bomb went off and why it fizzled...whereas the movie skips all of that.

It’s because they knew there was a 100% chance that LaVar Ball would say something worth writing and talking about.

Sorry to say, but unless lawyers vanish tomorrow, that line isn’t going away. The reason that sort of phrasing is so common is because while it vaguely sounds like an apology to people listening, the exact wording does not actually admit fault or blame. So if someone chose to sue over this*, that person would not be…

That’s awesome.

Oh, he will definitely continue to “express concern” about the North Koreans. Also, there will be plenty of Strong Manly Posturing about how we need to take a stand by skipping the Olympics and Reagan wouldn’t stand for this and opposing tyranny just like we opposed communism and blah blah.

In most cities I’ve been in (several Midwest cities, Chicago, Atlanta, Dallas), I’ve rarely had an issue finding parking...it’s just a question of whether it’s reasonably priced parking.

Legitimate question: has college football seen a comparable drop in ratings?

I wish every article that references the NFL’s ratings drop would also reference where it’s dropping from.

Vytautas, the team in which LaMelo and LiAngelo Ball will join Tuesday, just lost by 57 points to BC Lietuvos Rytas. Final: 113-56.

You’re confusing this with a player’s contract. It’s the players who get contracts with MASSIVELY AWESOME HUGE NUMBERS that aren’t actually guaranteed and where the player rarely-if-ever sees the full value of the deal.