Sorry, Mom.  Sorry, God.

That’s called the Senate. Oh, and the electoral college. Both already perfectly gerrymandered.

A bath with with spa music, candles, mask, masturbate, then zzz is my recent recharge regime.

I like to go for nature walks. I’m not particularly outdoorsy, but being outside in the woods with some music, an audiobook, or a podcast to listen to is pretty calming, especially when the weather is nice.  I’m lucky enough to have a nature park with walking trails near my house, so I drop by there to unwind when I…

Also: I follow a derby player on Twitter who was ejected from yesterday’s game for an egregious high block (it happens) and Tweeted a “my bad” and I replied ‘hey it happens, good on you for respecting the call, and you’ll kick all sorts of booty today!’ and THEY LIKED MY TWEET.

I make tea and read a book, or cuddle my bunny rabbit. Individual sports, where you can’t really talk to people, like biking, skiing and kayak paddling are all good too. Sometimes a woman just needs to be alone!

I have the TV on a football game, but muted so I can hear the roller derby championships. I think I might be driving Mr Duck up a wall...

It’s all just about counterpunching.

Yeah, I can also see why it was cut from the game. At the same time, “big ass snakes” is like a whole zone of the game, and I would have appreciated this being the big payoff for that area. 

NO.

Have any of the Dark Souls/Bloodborne development team acknowledged fans finding so much deep diving into the game files? I wonder if Miyazaki chimes in to clear some info or enjoys keeping things secret 

I’ve gotten a bounty for running over people. I also got a price on my head when someone witnessed me accidentally crash my horse into a rock because it injured my passenger (who then treated me as if I had assaulted him).

I wonder if the same thing will happen if a person runs in front of your horse and you run them down.

So I’m trotting through Valentine, and a dog runs in front of my and I run it down. Super bummed, but then the Wanted sign popped up, so I ran to the Post Office to wait to see what happens.

Oh shit, did not know this. Gonna try it next time I play now! I was really disappointed they started me out in the game with this same old control scheme. I got so tired of tapping X to run in GTA V, and when it was the same here I was very annoyed.

Eh, being on time for work is overrated anyway. lol

I mean, don’t spend all that money because of my recommendation but I’m playing it on a One X with a 4K/HDR TV and it’s just gorgeous. It might be the prettiest game I’ve ever played.

My best advice: If you have less than an hour of playtime left and you gotta be up early or whatever, don’t fall for the “one more quest, then I’ll go” trap because it’ll probably take you an hour just to get there. Just spend that hour hunting or looking at things, don’t try to do anything real tho or you’ll be late…

#1 thing that I did early on that I think made the experience much better was to change the controller scheme to FPS. It moves sprint from tapping A or X to the L3 (clicking the left thumbstick) like God intended.