My angle was more “how is this our business”, which I admit, is rather shortsighted, what with gossip being Jez’s MO.

What a pointless story. How is this newsworthy?

It looks incredibly painful.

On the other hand, it can’t be comfortable to squish larger boobs into thin metal armor.

I was indecisive about which of the two to pick, but after playing each one for the first hour, I went with Alexios. The voice acting is of similar quality. And how else would I get to play out my bisexual (male) Greek fantasies, that I didn't even know I had until now?

My goodness, this is impressive. I thought the header image was a screenshot.

Best case scenario, how do you see future governments dealing with this? I wonder if they would go so far as to cordon off/isolate their respective parts of the internet.

Can you link the story or whatever? Interested in the legal outcome.

Totally have to disagree here. It’s part of the through-line of futility. All the lessons we see John teach Jack (admittedly very briefly) tie into this. It’s the final gut-punch in a bitter ending.

Y’all are killing me, but the truth is, the head mold was a little misshapen when I made him. It happens sometimes. You try mass-producing humans, and see if you come out of it 100% error-free.

This was weeks ago? I don't care anymore, weirdo.

True. Not once did they mention the highly suspect visit to Moscow by six congresspeople on July Fucking Fourth.

He's so ugly. Inside and out. I really fucked up here.

Everyone keeps saying this. GOP doesn’t care.

Mouth cancer. That way his ability to speak goes first. We all win.

MJ was one of the highlights of this game. She doesn’t harass Pete about being late to things, because this MJ is an adult who accepted Peter for who he is, long before the game starts. It’s definitely had an impact on her in a way that she’s not happy with (thus the state of their relationship), but she doesn’t just…

I try to imagine he has some kind of self-modified phone that he’s tinkered with, that allows him to operate clandestinely.

“I’m not “X Thing”, sorry you got your feelings hurt,” is the best way to prevent someone from reading anything that follows.

After the SNL Trump thing (compounded by the last two years!), I want Kanye to attempt to record his album on the surface of the sun (and no, Phoenix is no substitute here).

Lol