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The Pats do it like the rest of us, by golly, with their pants around their ankles, a Ronald McDonald mask on their head, and a little Shania to set the mood.

I thought about that, but decided I like the sound of shitted more. Shat is more formal.

SIDENOTE: Fresh off their terrible extension to Kirk Ferentz, Iowa made another huge mistake by scheduling the NDSU Bison at home.

You rang?

Wooooooo 1-0 baby! We’re well on our way to another 10-6 record and soul crushing first round exit!

“A new job and I’m still dealing with these assholes?”

“My roommate said to me, ‘I’m gonna go shave and use the shower; does anyone need to use the bathroom?’ It’s like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first.” - Mitch Hedberg

That’s one Funky Chad Mesina.

I really don’t think this is exclusive to football players, but I’ve come to feel that criminal behavior from high level athletes is - in part - enabled by systems that coddle and protect them. Awful things like this happen at big time high school football programs, as well.

More like you end up with a chicken.

If you’re truly dedicated, every pizza is an individual pizza.

Nailed it.

Yeah, he kind of gave the wrong answer to the question which is how this whole mess got started. Instead of answering “CBD oil”, he should have answered “fuck you, that’s what’s in the vape”

It was then the players learned Butler had dyslexia.

Fuck all of Jimmy John’s sandwiches.

Depending on the bottle I don’t think it’s bad etiquette to take your BYOB bottle home with you. You’ll look super petty if it’s something shitty like Captain Morgan, but if it’s a decent gin and your host isn’t a gin drinker, there’s nothing wrong with taking your gin home.

Wasn’t it the Double Down?

Ben - Keep doing whatever the fuck you want. When you eventually get a job interview, your potential employer is going to ask what you’ve been doing since college. And you’re going to tell them “volunteer work, a hobby, temp jobs, a class, whatever.”