He’ll reportedly be replaced on a interim basis by assistant coach J.B. Bickerstaff.

You: Love lamp

Still, the point is nobody hired him after coaching the Lions.

“I’m not angry that it happened,” Bush said when asked about the concrete surface. “… I’m downright fucking ecstatic! Have you seen this team play? Might as well get paid and head to the offseason early. These things usually happen at the worst times - team in contention down the stretch, playoff games - but if I was…

Yep, sorry friend. You’re also not allowed to go play in the McDonald’s PlayPlace even if your mother always refused to take you when you were little.

Jerry Jones meeting with Greg Hardy like:

“I disagree.”
—Tiger Woods
/Tees up ball, fires it at Jordan Spieth’s nuts

Yeah, but do you like that?

The embodied spirit and potential of man.

“Customers were evacuated from the San Luis Obispo store”

Too Sooner.

“The 12th man made me do it.”

NFL Injury Report

I’ll never forget that one Jezebel post about eating too many pumpkin seeds... shudder.

Gentlemen, GENTLEMEN!

a dumb game where men swing sticks at balls

“And congratulations to the Florida State football team, now celebrating its 89th consecutive year with no arrests by us.” — Tallahassee PD spokesperson