I'm guessing he's now busy getting horny for defending lawsuits.

In Cleveland, denial really is just a river that doesn't catch fire.

Hey Dr. Nerdlove, I have a question.

"This is not a drill."
-Eli Manning after 12 minutes of trying to screw in a 2x4 with a toothbrush.

Him with Zach Lowe or Haralabob is great (btw if you like NBA you should be following Haralabob on twitter). He routinely comes up with terrible, bullshit opinions or, his favourite, FAKE TRADES! WHO SAYS NO ZACH TELL ME!. Those two guys will just say he's wrong or correct him now problem, and they both give zero…

They are such a clearly-damaged lot, by all accounts, and this sort of exploitation is only going to make their family dynamics sicker than they purportedly are: Awful deaths, hopitalizations, abuse of all kinds, drug addiction, too much money, in-family fighting...I don't know how much more I can take of this sort of…

"Get horny for the puck" is a landmark in bad coaching

Fuck you, Doctor Phil. Riveting TV or not, this is the cellar of the bottom of the bottom for you to air something like this.

Not going to lie... I lasted about 10 seconds before I turned it off.

"I half understand trading Jimmy Graham. But Max Unger? You don't trade Max Unger."
-Chip Kelly

Syndergaard later said he was "shocked", as he thought things didn't go in the trash until July.

Wait, someone on the Mets came up and snatched someone's lunch out of his hands, and it wasn't Bartolo Colon?

Ugh. Just Shaw yourself out the door.

I guess you could say the books were the Shaw the broke the camels back.

I am Tyler's passive-aggressive email.

That is an impressive mustache. But I don't think it tops A-Rod's beard.

My life's the same as before, but now I have a huge, bushy mustache on my face.

-Ron Washington

That would explain his intensity around the first and third baseline.