They are such a clearly-damaged lot, by all accounts, and this sort of exploitation is only going to make their family dynamics sicker than they purportedly are: Awful deaths, hopitalizations, abuse of all kinds, drug addiction, too much money, in-family fighting...I don't know how much more I can take of this sort of…

"Get horny for the puck" is a landmark in bad coaching

Fuck you, Doctor Phil. Riveting TV or not, this is the cellar of the bottom of the bottom for you to air something like this.

Not going to lie... I lasted about 10 seconds before I turned it off.

"I half understand trading Jimmy Graham. But Max Unger? You don't trade Max Unger."
-Chip Kelly

Syndergaard later said he was "shocked", as he thought things didn't go in the trash until July.

Wait, someone on the Mets came up and snatched someone's lunch out of his hands, and it wasn't Bartolo Colon?

Ugh. Just Shaw yourself out the door.

I guess you could say the books were the Shaw the broke the camels back.

I am Tyler's passive-aggressive email.

That is an impressive mustache. But I don't think it tops A-Rod's beard.

My life's the same as before, but now I have a huge, bushy mustache on my face.

-Ron Washington

That would explain his intensity around the first and third baseline.

You know you've fucked up when Pitino is lecturing you on how to treat a woman.

I like that change. Melvin Upton is exactly the name Id picture for a guy who can't hit .200.

The way I define it is "You would sacrifice yourself to save them, but they would sacrifice themselves to stop you."

I bet you did, you sick fuck.

Olimar can use Pikmin?! I've been playing Solomar. All these years. Wasted.