This is the NBA equivalent of Charles Wang's sumo wrestler goalie.

He said ON the court.

Pete Carroll: "I know how this looks, but we're willing to let Marshawn go for at least a second-rounder."

Well, NCAA sanctions are bound to come. It's common knowledge that these athletes aren't allowed to spike anything except for drinks.

Jesus take the Bill

Bidet O' Fish?

I guess he was a real migraine for his teammates.

He was being sarcastic, you fucking moron.

"...Naughty jungle of love."

Thanks for the condescension (though i suppose I should be used to idiotic assumptions on gawker by now). Point is, the nhl could have eliminated all this long ago they just choose not to. Ever seen that in college hockey? No, you havent.

He's just setting himself up for another drug test as he's obviously...tripping balls.

photo caption: many, many others taking benefit from Todd Gurley's likeness.

Devil's advocate — why shouldn't you be torn limb from limb by hungry lions during halftime of Monday Night Football? Gory and illegal, sure, but is it wrong?

Devil's advocate — why shouldn't this be allowed? (Sure you can make a point about damaging someone's vision, but I think football has graver safety concerns at the moment...) Seems like an awesome home field advantage. Bush league and infuriating, sure, but is it wrong?

Henery was cut during the post-game prayer.

I believe AJ's insistence on "15 yards for tarding" as the headline was the dealbreaker.