Ducking Responsibility 401: Insane Interpretations of Benign Regulatory Law

At least Cal Ripken, Jr. wasn't there - he'd have rolled the poor kid in dirt or something.

Man up.

Agreed. I also agree with Manwich's assertion that he is, in fact, male. I mean, I had suspected but. Seriously though, I'm now single, after getting married at 23...too early to understand what it really meant, in hindsight. I'm still in hermit mode though, got enough on my plate still. I heartily urge the young guys…

House Rule #1 in college. No Oddjob.

I came to the comments for this, thanks. That fruit was touching the ground!

The last line of every news article writes itself: 'Alcohol was involved.'

A compelling mental image.

Those otters did WHAT to my monkey?!

A better idea than Penn State's touching tribute for Joe Paterno.

Sick. Someone needs to kick the shit out of mom & dad when their little prodigy is plotting anything with a broomsticks and buttholes. On the other hand, for these kids it probably pays off to prep for what awaits in prison.

I'll be blunt. This whole thing seems like huge waste of time. I get that a subject like domestic violence isn't easy to package for the masses in a slick way, and this group seems to have done that. But to what end? I for one feel that their feet should be held to the fire until their 'not for profit' status makes…

Ah, shit. I'm going to hell now. Thanks, mang.

This is too bad. That and the near riot at the end...great game though.

Clearly, he's keeping an egg warm.

I hear the part where Marshawn Lynch abuses his groin is pretty good. I'll stick around for that.

35. "The character that comes from playing a team sport like football is extraordinary."

As a 1981 kid, I constantly get shuffled in and out of our company's Millenial strategy work depending on who is running the show that quarter. I like the cell phone cutoff...got my first my sophomore year in 2001, actually right before 9/11.

+1, slick

But were the balls properly inflated?