Oh my! The smart money is on Burfict, btw.

Ah, the Darren Sharper Memorial Award - the only reason to watch the ESPY's.

This needs more love.

+1 Fatality

The modern day 'Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the show?"

Hammer Brother

This whole thing makes me crabby.

Fine - it's possible. Pretty much anything is possible...and it would be completely counter to our society to convict Winston without a fair & public trial/hearing. I honestly want to believe that you've struck on the truth. Perhaps he will be exonerated in the end.

Sweet Jebus, you're right - I missed that one. Excuse me while I close my windows in anticipation of the locust swarms.

Maybe it's just me, but I always thought that buttholes are all pretty much the same color. Clearly, I'm missing how the decade-long football-fueled descent into racial tension led to only one color finger probing.

There need to be more Nasty Nate references on this site.

Hey cowboy, I think OP covered that. What excuse do you have for coming at him like that when - clearly to those who read the complete post - he was making roughly the same point you were?

What idiotic assumptions?

Today, we give thanks for Matt Prater...