The cheating crybabies who take those laughable dives have earned all the ridicule that can possibly be heaped upon them, and more.

That’s more like a Hipster Porn Star name. 

That is a very dark movie. There never was an Aaron.

Mine was Laika ElCamino

Mine is, I kid you not, Bones Butts.

 I get to pick a porn name?!? Then I want to be called Pete...Jones.

We played the old “Your porn star is your first pet’s name plus the first street you lived on” game at work once.

My porn name is Brad Nailer, a joke which tradesmen get. I am also fond of Justin Cider. 

Move over old porn named Finn.

“Finn Wolfhard” is a much more clever porn name than “Danny Sexbang.”

If I tried to hydrate the night before, I’d wake up middle of the night to have to piss ugh

Came to comments to add this in. I see you beat me to it. Yes, this is most important for me. If I cant find semi-matching socks, no working out that morning smh lol

The number one advice I can give you is to go to bed earlier :) Like Beth said, I don’t know you so maybe you’re the best sleeper, healthy eater and moderate drinker in the world, but these are just tweaks I had to make in order to get it done and over with.

I used to REALLY struggle with this and found that if I go to the gym with a protein shake and/or apple for after and take my vitamins (iron and zinc) I do wayyyy better. I went to the dr and found out I was anemic, so not only was I lacking those things they were also affecting my blood sugar so I’d crash hardcore…

One thing I did: I do not exercise every day. That is on purpose. I exercise every *other* day. This works for me, since I get a day off, a day for rest, and I still make progress.

High intensity core exercise requires recovery time, no question about it. I solve the problem by instead doing aerobic training. It takes longer, but I also don’t get tired, I get vitalized. The blood is flowing, my brain and body works better.

Good one! It’s a lot of mental effort to be like “ugh, where’s my water bottle...are my favorite shorts clean...” 

It might be worth looking at other reasons why you feel exhausted. A short workout should help you feel better the rest of the day. Just guessing since I don’t know you, but some things that could cause you to be feeling tired:

There are lots of factors that can come into play here: nutrition, sleep, hydration, stress, type of exercises (running/jogging, weight training, HIIT cardio, etc.). Although what you eat before and after morning workout can impact you more, at least in my experiences.

Are you drinking enough water before and after you work out?
I regularly workout in the afternoon/evening but sometimes shift to a morning workout due to schedule issues. When I do that, if I don’t drink enough extra water (like at least a liter more than usual) I find I’m tired, irritable and usually have a…