starlionblue
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Not to mention Michelle “She of the Bare Arms” Obama. Clutch your pearls! Where are the smelling salts! I need the vapors!

To be honest, both Obama and Reagan wore those tan suits masterfully. The others, though - meh.

Woah woah woah. He had bigger scandals than the tan suit, lest we forget the arugula and dijon scandals of 2008 and 2009, respectively. 

Seriously though that was a president who looked good doing the job, sounded good and thought well.

Considering his biggest “controversy” was looking good in a tan suit

Every day, friend.

Remember when Barack was President and we didn’t have to worry about who anyone was fucking and what porn they were watching?

I ride these all the time because I just don’t care to have one more bullshit thing that I own ruling what I do with my life. If it flies floats rides or fornicates rent.

“Sir, sir, please calm down. Cats often lay on warm car hoods to nap, and it’s no reason to call the authorities and... Wait, did you say _cow_?”

You can buy one for much less than 500 actually. I have a new in box one I got for 80 that retails for 300. There are no maintenance costs, other than the tiny trickle of electricity they use. A lock costs less than $10.

As someone that lives in a beach town, these things are everywhere. Some are hipster locals or people that live somewhere else in the city and came to the beach for the day, but most renters are tourists, especially now that it’s summer. People that didn’t want to buy a $500 scooter and deal with checking it as

Well, I suppose you’re right. I said the same thing about the Honda Ruckus, until I bought one.

Plus scooters fold up, so unlike bikes they are portable and stowable. The original appeal that nobody actually took advantage of when they were originally released.

Those bikes have a basket, so I very much approve. They are utility bikes, and that is good.

  • I don’t want to say I’m a 35-year old man that owns a fancy Razor scooter.

My city has two rivers running through it.

There’s a few reasons they exist, at least in my mind.

Why would I rent one for any length of time or on a regular basis.

Ah, a cue from the Bobby Hill school of self preservation.

Forget Scooters what about cows sitting on cars and not buying a ride?