“and that he will “never be his happy go lucky self [sic]” again.”

IMHO, they’re much, much easier to unload when on a pedestal, moreso than a top loader. They also aren’t that noisy when balanced correctly. I have an LG front loader... it’s not overly smelly, and it’s a pleasure to use.

I’ve owned one of these for 8 years and the second point is probably the most important really. That takes care of the first point as well.

Not now, Abed. Can’t you see it’s over for Jeff and Britta?!

This is accurate. And not at all because my in-laws live there.

Shit, The Bay Area!

I think “Donald Shit about the Bay” is British children’s book.

Hell I could further cut that to Trump Shit the Bay.

There are plenty of games you can still play offline. This isn’t one of them. The game is specifically designed for online play with other people, that’s its entire reason to be.

I’m much older than millennial fuckers, so I guess I’ll take a stab at this. They ban you from the online portion only if you cheat. It just so happens that this game only has an online portion. It’s not hidden, it’s not switched out and the ban warnings have been very clear and upfront. This is not a corporation…

Using “cheats” or more accurately “hacks” can be interesting in a lot of single player games because you can tweak the experience to better suit you, or unlock features that weren’t meant to be in the game in the first place.

...what
No, really, what.
You have a problem with cheaters in singleplayer, that harm literally nobody and sometimes make the game more fun, but you don’t have issues with cheaters in mp, people that literally paid money to be above other players and strip their fun away through exploits?
Is this bait?

Huh? Unfairly? They were using a cheat program plain and simple. matches become ultra frustrating when you have cheaters aimbotting you when you are trying to have a good time playing a game using your skills.

Have fun jamming that into your cd-drive

Kids are getting pregnant and tattooed these days! These god damn kids!

1) Maybe.

Something something participation trophies.

In an online competitive game you’re paying to be a part of the community. If you start fucking that community up, then you get kicked out of the community. Don’t cheat and you’ve got nothing to worry about.

Be nice if they did temp-bans on rage quitters. Anyone notice in the past 5 years or so, people are quitting WAY more often than before? Why can’t they suck it up and lose a game?

I love the idea that these despicable people rushed home after plopping down $50-$60 on a brand new game and were instantly banned again. “I’ve spent $200 on this game, and I can’t play it! I just want to be able to cheat and feel superior to others while simultaneously ruining the game for everyone else. Is that too…