Can we just stop and be impressed with that bro who glided in to help her up?! He's been training for years for this moment.

Her ability to walk on the ice in high heels says "I am from LA" but her breast size screams "I am NOT from LA"...

Later, she failed her concussion test when she couldn't answer basic questions like, "What's with that outfit?!"

Best part though is that she timed her spill perfectly with "never a dull moment."

It's like music lessons. Teachers go wrong wrong WRONG when they insist on starting at notes, scales, only *then* going on to a piece of music, which is likely going to be something dry, irrelevant and otherwise uninteresting to the kid.

We're running into this problem and my kid likes to read! She's a full grade level ahead in reading, but the school is sticking her into this little box (with limited choices, not what she wants) as part of her grade. I'm grateful for summer, she can read whatever she wants!

Dear Ferrari,

Back in my day kids were encouraged to read the way God intended... By bribing them with little personal pan pizzas.

Typically the other problem with the forced reading is the parent or teacher requiring kids only read certain things. My wife was an elementary school librarian and she encouraged kids to just read something - a comic book, books on wrestling superstars or soccer, whatever held their interest. It all counts and will…

My brother hated to read until I read the Harry Potter books out loud to him. It completely changed his perspective on books and he grew up to be a reader.

Dude, dragoning happens at the back door, mmmkay?

Now, before we get into the pros and cons of the Charger, a little background on police cars. For years – decades, maybe; I wasn't alive – police cars were black and white, and they featured one revolving red light on the roof. These cars were slow, and unsafe, and low-tech, though they did have the advantage of…

Easiest solution: get whoever you're going to spend time with after eating garlic to eat garlic with you. To someone with garlic breath, your garlic breath does not smell bad. And vice versa.

Garlic's not a problem if you both eat it.

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