I do not sit on toilet seats covered in piss, but not because I’m worried about infection. I don’t want to get wet and I’d rather not smell of pee.

The rest of the Martini must count as a serving of fruit also, as the vermouth is made from grapes.

“Big Lemon”

If you use a Dyson dryer (either model) in the recommended fashion it is unlikely to spray you. You shouldn’t just shove your hands in there. You should move your hands slowly past the airstream in such a way that droplets are deflected away from you.

“Piss” is sterile when it comes out of the bladder. It typically also sterile “on exit” unless you have something like a urinary tract infection.

Does it have Admiral Ackbar Cereal? Your tongues can’t repel flavour of that magnitude!

On the subject of Pocket WiFi devices.

From all the wet farts...

This! Exactly this!

Most tanks have turrets, too, although there are exceptions like the Stridsvagn, which had its gun stuck in place but used hydraulic suspension to move it up or down. But despite the lack of a traditional turret, it still meets the “tank” definition because of its heavy armor, big gun, tank treads, and frankly…

One rule of thumb is that tanks have turrets and tank destroyers do not. But it is only a rule of thumb. The Swedish S Tank is a notable exception.**

The Great Suspender is a neat solution. It automatically suspends Chrome tabs given certain criteria, and you can whitelist or otherwise configure.

Reminds me of one of my favourite bash.org exchanges.

Apollo IB and V were more than adequate for space station construction and crew transport. A cheaper and safer method of hurling stuff into orbit than the Shuttle.

That joke never gets old... And isn’t that a sad reflection on the present...

Sarcasm indicator. Don’t miss the sarcasm indicator...

The new version is much lighter when you take the cover off. That’s a big plus in my book.

The new version is much lighter when you take the cover off. That’s a big plus in my book.

Can we please, please, please make these rules mandatory study for any tourist?

This is why we revoked YouTube privileges from our kids. There’s no way to separate the excellent and good content from the dreck. Now, I watched a fair bit of dreck on TV growing up, but it wasn’t at the level of “breakup tips from someone who knows nothing of relationships and is making videos purely for the purpose…

This.