I did not even notice the couple kissing. I thought this was just about one woman’s true love for pizza.

It remains my mic-drop presidential dream that Obama issue mass pardons for hundreds of thousands of non-violent low quantity drug offenders on his last day in office.

I look forward to Hollywood’s version of this historic day, told from the perspective of the white female calligrapher who filled out the name cards.

I don’t think Mercy has any other parents, though. She was adopted after Madge split with Guy Ritchie.

Except...she doesn’t show her flaws, nor does she accept herself the way she is, and neither does her husband.

Except this isn’t slut shaming. It’s being a non-stop attention whore shaming. What her husband does to Amber Rose is slut shaming. Let’s all follow Kanye’s logic. You strip naked to put food on the table? Then you’re a dirty ho unworthy of love. You do it for attention on twitter? You’re marriage material! Riiiight.

The best response was from some guy on Twitter who said if Kim really wants to shock everyone, she should post a picture of herself reading a book.

At least three of those could pretty much be rephrased as: JANE has tragically decreased her value as a decorative object by living her life as if she were a human being.

Whatever. I meant what I said. This article was about American men. I was talking specifically about American men.

Is it okay that I’m all bittersweet tears over here?

She has let it go for way too long. He doesn’t do this to his other baby-mammas because he can control them, and they fall in line. Well, Ciara isn’t dependent upon Future for a check. So, when she doesn’t come running at his beck and call like the others, he takes offense and starts running his mouth. She doesn’t…

He’s being petty and could potentially harm her son, and after requesting him to stop, she needed to seek legal council and make him stop. Don’t see how that’s petty on her part.