“"- Michael Jordan at any point, about any subject, from 1983-present

Jesse and Judy cracking up to the Never Ending Story horse scene is how I'll choose to remember this show. 

Hyden famously wrote for this very website for many years. I would argue it’s where he made his name.  

Freddie Prinze Jr.? Most well known as a writer for WWE creative in the mid 2000s?  Who knew he was so multifaceted. 

Joe Musgrove, Colin Moran, Michael Feliz, and Jason Martin. Fucking kill me now. The Snyders and Dolans of the world may get their (deserved) fair amount of shit, but for my money you can lump Bob Nutting right there with ‘em. World class dingus.

No, it actually ISN’T. 24 had a reboot like last year, and it was successful. Torture wasnt considered any more appropriate than it is now. Passing gay marriage was great in 2012, but less than a decade earlier W won reelection by campaigning against gay marriage. Also, it could have been 100 years ago, and I’d still…

11 years. That’s how long. I was in high school. I'm in my early 30s. Fuck off with this "people forget how long ago this was" bullshit. 

Wow, it must be hard having to play without *checks notes* their 3rd string WR. 

Jesse just absolutely torching his crew without any heads up was cold as ice. Even when he's doing "the right thing" he can't help but be a world class asshole. "I wish I had someone special to get mad at me when I do bad things." "You do. Jesus Christ. Now get the fuck out of here."

All those slow motion shots of her ass though.  

See, that would be a much better comparison. If Hawke was paid significantly more than Ryder for Reality Bites (which I’m almost certain he was), then that would be a thing to complain about. Julie Delpy is great, but if you are not French, I would assume you do not who she is. Of course she was paid less than Ethan…

I mean, yeah it’s gross, but it works. Pickle juice too.

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*Aunt Tiffany. I wouldn’t correct, but it just means so much to her.

“I want some of that snow white dick!"

I want to see SI explain more acronyms. “The respondent replied shortly thereafter ‘SMDFTB b——’ (SMDFTB is a popular acronym for the phrase ‘You should fellate my penis from behind’).”

Fucking Gomer Pyle looking motherfucker.

William Shatner keeps telling me you need to clean those things.

I decided this dude was a dick last week when you posted that video of him being an asshole to the towel guy. Like, that’s the kind of shit that I really judge people for. Why be a dick to somebody who is just doing their job? And well, I might add (he needed a towel!). He was just offering him a towel. So nah, fuck…