Scary Movie 2. It’s not worth looking up.

Aww, those guys do indeed suck, but i really didn’t think they were too bad here. I live near enough to Denver to have sat through many a Rockies broadcast ( and they’re probably the best of the bunch, just shameless homers), but I’m kinda with them here. Any time some idiot runs on the field, my bloodlust awakens and…

Also see: Mayweather v Pacquiao

Hands are difficult to draw. Every 10th grade art student knows this.  It’s also why the Simpsons have four fingers.

Maybe the 76 represents Larry Legend’s age?

If you think this is the end of AB acting like a petulant ass, you haven’t been paying attention. Just wait until Derek Carr underthrows him in week 3. Dude quit on his team in a must win basically playoff game (I know, I know, it wasnt in the actual playoffs and everyone hates the Steelers, but I digress), you think…

Hey man, I’ll just come out and say it: drop kicking puppies off of tall buildings is bad.  It just pains me that I’m the only one with the stones to drop such a hot take.

No. Richard Link later is awesome. All right thinking people of high moral fiber feel similarly. 

Not a stoolie; hate Dave Portnoy (narcissistic asshole); but I am an “AWL.” I know, I’m an idiot. May Francis McDormant lecture me about culpability, but its good and is rarely Barstooly (sic).

Boot. Licker. 

1992, mark ass. Back when Cube might actually, if not “wet” a sucker, at least gapple a fool.

1992, mark ass. Back when Cube might actually, if not “wet” a sucker, at least gapple a fool.

Man, if I was peaking, that shit would blow my mind.

I’m a Steelers fan, and no I’m not.

My apologies, I was speaking more generally than directly at you. I should have used the 3rd person “one”rather than the 2nd person “you."

He is an integral part of the show and one of the leads. Feel how you want about Marc Maron, but this is just as much Sam’s story as it is Ruth’s or Debbie’s. Maron is really good too. I love the wrestling stuff, and wrestling in general, but it’s still an ensemble comedy/drama/whatever. The show without him wouldn’t…

Toby Huss is the shit. Y'all are talking about the Wiz, and nobody beats the Wiz. 

Thank god for the Orioles, as the fine people at Deadspin have been too caught up watching that dumpster fire to notice what’s going on with the my team, the Pirates.  Every bit as embarrassing and shameful as this garbage team.

19000 fewer Alabama fans? Tuscaloosa women are truly doing God’s work. Keep it up, ladies!

And now BYU has announced that the remaining members of the team have been suspended for letting this kid fuck them raw.