Goddamn right it's a LeBaron. Good car. 

Half your age + 7, bro.

She had more to do than Lucas. Or Mike, really, for most of the season. 

Its comparable, and I think in 10 years time I'll probably like this more. 

I think the only Friend not in character is Courtney Cox. This may be the weed talking, but the longer I look at this thing the funnier it gets.  Steve Carrel from Get Smart? Fucking brilliant.

Uh, I’m a Steelers fan, and I 100% blame management for losing Bell. Brown, that’s a whole other case of crazy.  Just remember, your team sucks too, and so do their fans. 

Look at ‘em celebrating in that photo. Shameful.

Four people read that and were like “Yeah, that makes sense.” I don’t want to live in this world anymore.

Blade Runner 2049 is incredible, his small part is great, and you can suck eggs.

As a lifelong Pens fan, am I supposed to like or dislike Kessel? I’ve always thought he ruled, but every article about him even going back to the Canada days talks about him like he’s an asshole. Oh well, I’ve always liked my pretty, pretty ugly.

Elton Brand is a pretty good fucking GM, no? I mean, who knows if any of these moves will pay out, but he’s at least out there doing something, unlike certain other franchises on the east coast whom I will refrain from naming.

Downright daffy. 

You know what kinda sucked? The 80s.

Gotta protect that WHIP, son. 

I’m all for it. Get the band back together. This time older, wiser, with a somewhat better grasp of basic science.

Looks more like an elf to me. It’s the ears. Someone photoshop a dumbass top-knot braided thing on him.

No. Because you’re right.

Ahh thanks, that makes sense.

Forgive me as I’m a simple man, but why is what the keeper picking the ball up there illegal? What’s the thinking behind that rule?